Nerd Love Part IIII

   Here is part 4 of the Nerd Love adventures! Also on another nerdy note I recently played the mass effect 3 demo, it was awesome, check it out. Anyway enjoy this installment and keep checking back at the site for more fun and entertainment!

Nerds Do It Better

                                                          Nerd Love Part IIII

(several drunken and unclear memories later Brent wakes up on a couch)

Brent: (slowly wakes up to see Greg’s face mere inches away) Gah!

Greg: morning sleepy

Brent: back up ya weirdo (Greg does and he is naked below the waist) AH Jesus man! What’s wrong with you?

Greg: What? These are my pajamas.

Brent: You’re nude from the waist down and wearing a stained white t-shirt.

Greg: Yeah, how do you sleep?

Brent: could you put some pants on please

Greg: my house my rules, now scoot over (He sits down next to Brent and grabs a laptop)

Brent: You’re crotch looks like a rabid raccoon eating a raw hotdog, how do you get your wife to have sex with you?

Greg: Have you met my wife?

Brent: …fair enough.

Greg: ok check this out (he shows Brent the laptop)

Brent: nerdmeet.com?

Greg: yeah it’s a dating website specifically for the nerdy inclined

Brent: well I applaud the innovation but obviously that is not necessary for those of the smooth talking persuasion.

Greg: You asked a bored and drunk nerd girl for her number, let’s not get cocky. Besides it never hurts to put some hooks out to sea.

Brent: No thanks

Greg: I made your profile a month ago

Brent: wow you’re just like a HUGE ass…So how many views have I gotten.

Greg: uh…zero

Brent: What? Give me that (takes the laptop)

Greg: Yeah, you mess with that. I’m going to scramble up some eggs.

Brent: No pubes in mine please

Greg: if you insist

Brent: quick question. Why does my profile say that I am a Native American scientologist who works as a Wal-Mart greeter?

Greg: …You’re not?

Brent: dick.

(at table eating breakfast with Gwen)

Brent: Wow Gwen no offense, but you look rough, how much did you drink last night?

Gwen: I dunno I kept drinking after you passed out in the bathtub.

Brent: I passed out in a bathtub?

Greg: haha yeah. It was right after you went on a rant about firefly.

Brent: well its cancellation was a travesty

Gwen: So was your argument with a cardboard cutout of Spock

Brent: Oh dear god

Greg: Yeah that was the more embarrassing of your drunken moments last night

Brent: Casey didn’t see me like that did she?

Greg: Nah, not too many people noticed I wouldn’t worry about it. Also, who’s Casey?

Brent: The girl I’m supposed to go out with, she was the only person not wearing a costume.

Gwen: Oh the girl in the pink t-shirt?

Brent: Yes!

Gwen: Yeah she totally saw you

Brent: Noooo! What do I do?

Greg: You don’t do anything, you were a party animal last night. A side of you we see too little of, I’m sure she thought you were awesome.

Brent: I’m not so sure.

Gwen: What would you have done had she not seen you like that?

Brent: called her in a couple of days to set up our date.

Gwen: well stick to that plan, pretend you didn’t get these second hand memories from us.

Brent: So just pretend I didn’t do anything and everything is fine?

Gwen: yep

Brent: Hm, yeah I’m cool with that.

Greg: Welp (standing up)

Brent: Gah! (shields his view with his hand)

Greg: I have to go to the store to organize some back issues, you guys wanna help?

Gwen: (smiling) nope

Brent: Not even kind of

Greg: well fine. (he leaves)

Gwen: Got any plans for the rest of this gorgeous Sunday afternoon?

Brent: Nope. Wanna kill zombies?

Gwen: read my mind

(Gwen and Brent playing video games)

Gwen: So what are you going to do for your first date with this Casey

Brent: I don’t know it’s only been all of 12 hours since I got her number.

Gwen: Well you should start thinking, first dates define a relationship for a long time.

Brent: Greg took you to Medieval times, drank too much and, after trying to fight the blue knight, he vomited in your lap.

Gwen: (sigh) yeah

Brent: (laughs) Well maybe your right but if so I should probably get someone else’s advice.

Gwen: …Who else do you even know?

Brent: Well I could ask…there’s always…ok fair point. She says she’s not easily impressed.

Gwen: Then you have two options, go all out and try to impress the unimpressable OR do something very simple that makes you appear magnificently average.

Brent: What would constitute “all out”?

Gwen: Paying more than 40 dollars.

Brent: Average it is.

(Back at Brent’s apartment. He is dialing the phone)

Casey: (over phone) Hello

Brent: Hey Casey its Brent

Casey: Ah yes the guy who got in a fight with Spock and then passed out in the bathtub

Brent: Worst nick name ever. I, uh, don’t usually get that carried away.

Casey: I couldn’t tell

Brent: Well if you could overlook the bathtub nap I think we could have a lot of fun this Friday night.

Casey: You don’t need me to over look the fight with a two dimensional Vulcan?

Brent: No I stand by it, Firefly is awesome and Spock had it coming

Casey: (laughs) ok I’m in

Brent: Great! When should I pick you up?

Casey: How bout seven?

Brent: Seven it is.

Casey: Ok see you then

Brent: Looking forward to it. (hangs up. Immediately calls new number) Hey Greg, She said yes.

Greg: Really?

Brent: Yeah, I wasn’t expecting it either.