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CORPORATE CONQUEST - WEEK 1 UPDATE

DIY RPG!

Yeah...So I made up a game to help with the daily grind of my sales career. Don't get me wrong, I really like what I do, but I felt a need to spice it up. So, behold....

CORPORATE CONQUEST! 

The business based fantasy role playing game

Objective: Rank up my character via various business tasks & accomplishments.

Character Sheet:

This is the starting sheet for my character. As you can see, he doesn't look too formidable. That's the idea. The are experience tasks, as well as side quests to increase attributes. New gear requires a minimum rank (xp) as well as a minimum attribute requirements (INT, STR, STM). 

XP Tasks:

Cold Calls - 1 XP per call

Prospect Meeting - 50 XP 

Networking Meeting - 25 XP 

Follow Up Prospect Meeting - 100 Xp

Referral Prospect Meeting - 75 XP

Sale - 1 XP per every $100 in account

Attribute Quests:

50 Cold Calls in one day - +1 STM

Prospect Meeting - +1 STR

Networking Meeting - +1 INT

Sale - +5 all atributes

I'll be posting rendering of ol' Shameless' next level gear later. 

Sideote: If you happen to see this, like it, and are interested in something similar for your own career....let me know!

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Bruce is eating his feelings again......

The pic below is a reference to a recent episode of comedian Kumail Nanjiani's podcast, "The Indoor Kids." If you like the subject matter of this site...you'll like the podcast. Check it out. (Pssst! The episode in question is the one with Matt Mira guesting)

Give us your Rupees....LINK!

One of my personal favorite comedians, Kyle Kinane, puts on an utter clinic of how to effectively troll a corporate twitter account. Enjoy:

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/12/comedian-kyle-kinanes-war-against-twitter-bots-was-a-win-for-humanity/